sassy bitch

"What differences are greater between “prol” women and bourgeois women as opposed to transwomen and..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:48:05 -0400

“What differences are greater between “prol” women and bourgeois women as opposed to transwomen and women?”

- Kathy Miriam, spoken like a bourgeois woman (via delicateheresy)

One of my greatest victories in life may be that Kathy Miriam said I was pissing her off. Gotta love it when bourgeois cis women talk down to prole trans women. Go teach college, Kathy.

Does anyone wanna bring me some cookies and root beer? Or books? Or board games?

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:42:30 -0400

I got a 200 dollar speeding ticket because life isn’t stupid enough, I have to make dumbass decisions to make it harder.

Does anyone want to come over and watch horror movies and look at google image searches of “Olympic National Park” and “Teratoma” with me?

noonewantsanalien: braidedhate: brbnightmares: topsidepress: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:19 -0400

noonewantsanalien:

braidedhate:

brbnightmares:

topsidepress:

The Unauthorized Orientation Video for the Philadelphia Trans Health Conference has been LEAKED online in advance of the 2013 conference.

Essential viewing for ANYONE sensitive to the issues of today.

Illuminating.

really into how cool, smart, funny, and pretty my friends are all the time.

omg red. i die.

oh goddess. “…cisgender graduate students.” I, too, die.

As a child, I had this habit that creeped my mother out a lot,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:04:22 -0400

As a child, I had this habit that creeped my mother out a lot, where I would watch weird, old, bad horror movies like Prophecy (1979) and laugh hysterically every time a weird death occurred. Like this one that I first saw when I was maybe 6 or 7. I remembered this scene vividly for years until I found a VHS copy of the movie on a friend’s shelf and I made them watch it with me, just for this scene.

delicateheresy: this is simultaneously the most disturbing and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:58:38 -0400

delicateheresy:

this is simultaneously the most disturbing and most wonderful piece of horror fanart i’ve ever seen

Ghostface’s mouth is upside down, and Michael’s eyes look like there’s some liberal use of eyeliner. Predator did not ACTUALLY have dreadlocks, is that the blob, where do I even begin on the xenomorph?

I love it.

not trying to stir up shit again...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:13:36 -0400

delicateheresy:

but it’s really “funny” to see the person who called me and other trans girls men and cops while defending an ivy league-educated non-profit worker, now liking the STAR resource list i did days of uncredited labor (lol) to put together.

also laughing because that non-profit worker, who complained about me not citing her in a zine, is cited SIX FUCKING TIMES in that resource list, which currently has over 400 notes. i wonder how many people have been directed to her work by my uncredited labor (lol), bolstering her career while she got probably hundreds of people to not read the STAR zine. when’s she gonna do something for my resume (lol)?

(also, just in case anyone’s wondering, that non-profit worker is still gainfully employed, widely published, and continues to make a career out of queer struggle; and i’m still clicking things on a computer screen all day and barely making rent.)

Nepotism and Self-Aggrandizement is always the best when it’s the least concealed.

AKA thank god this non-profit works to recuperate the struggles of societal outcasts and make them legible to liberals with money.

Y'all I maybe have a crush on one of my bosses and I just need to know if I'm still allowed to be an anarchist.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:56 -0400

They’re really cute. It’s a problem.

Sister Devil has watched that news clip of the old woman finding her dog in the tornado wreckage at least twice today, and cried every time.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:16:00 -0400

she just said “three times”

Also it’s “sisterdevil”

No, wait, “cysterdevil”

hotpinkchaos: doublefancy: autostraddle: You, Too, Can Be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:14:20 -0400

hotpinkchaos:

doublefancy:

autostraddle:

You, Too, Can Be Made Gay By The X-Files: Scully 101

You know Scully made us gay and maybe you’re ready for Scully to make you gay(er) too. But where to…

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attn: all friends

scully is actually my root.

or trent reznor, depending how you look at it.

i love how looking up dosages for various hormones means travelling back into the OLD INTERNET

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:52:00 -0400

fondaffections:

lumpenspaceprincess:

really excellent: sites with horrible color schemes, one with comic sans as every font

most excellent

When trying to find trans resources in Greensboro NC i was literally directed to a violently purple-pink website with FRAMES (remember those?) and a spinning banner.

http://nctgunity.org/

nevermind, the banner wasn’t spinning just sparkling…

lumpenspaceprincess: Pictureplane - Trance Doll forever love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:33:44 -0400

lumpenspaceprincess:

Pictureplane - Trance Doll

forever love this song. sometimes I dance alone to it.

i love how looking up dosages for various hormones means travelling back into the OLD INTERNET

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:26:15 -0400

lumpenspaceprincess:

really excellent: sites with horrible color schemes, one with comic sans as every font

most excellent

When trying to find trans resources in Greensboro NC i was literally directed to a violently purple-pink website with FRAMES (remember those?) and a spinning banner.

sisterdevil: misteradamcrazypants: japcoregalore: let me just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:36 -0400

sisterdevil:

misteradamcrazypants:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

squid parking

Attn: fondaffections

Where did someone even FIND this squid, let alone put it down in a parking space?

grrrlfriendinacoma: ME I’m having this exact...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:09:57 -0400

grrrlfriendinacoma:

ME

I’m having this exact conversation right now/always.

datingdisastersofaqueergirl: ilu and your sad internalized...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:58:13 -0400

datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

ilu and your sad internalized demonphobia ways

internalized demonphobia…

dailyotter: Otter Mum Shows Off Her New Pup at Tokyo’s Sunshine...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:02:33 -0400

dailyotter:

Otter Mum Shows Off Her New Pup at Tokyo’s Sunshine Aquarium

More at today’s Daily Otter post! Thanks, kashiwaya920!

Oh. My. Goddess.

sisterdevil: fondaffections: petticoat-rule: CHUMBAWAMBA...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:37:15 -0400

sisterdevil:

fondaffections:

petticoat-rule:

CHUMBAWAMBA BELONGS TO MEEEEEEE YOU CAN’T HAVE ITTTTTT

BECAUSE I LIVE IN OHIO AND AM A CHILDDDDDDD

You all are heterosexuals who will eventually drop the QUEER bullshit. I cannot wait for you all to leave actual gay people the fuck alone.

Your teenage rebellion lifestyle bullshit is not life.

Hahaha, how desperate is Cathy that she’s browsing through the literal archives of my partner’s blog to find some photos of her?

Cathy, ageism isn’t cool. You’re really backwards about your ageism too, it’s weird. With one hand you accuse us of being pro-pedophilia (We’re not, but we’ve already covered that it’s way cool to accuse survivors of childhood assault of condoning it or being for it), while with the other hand you call the parents of minors and out these kids to their parents fully knowing that many queer and trans children are in fact abused or neglected, you post minors’ information on the internet, and call people who disagree with you a “child” or children. I could point out that in fact maybe it’s you who are a proponent of abusing children, since you seem so eager and gleeful to out youths and teens to their parents.

I’ve already covered the sheer hypocrisy of your “I am a gender atheist but I am going to rigidly enforce the genders of trans people” stance, I don’t really know what else to say besides “When do you actually find time to be a lawyer?” Or wait maybe “If being a ‘child’ means people such as you find me distasteful and unlikeable, I’ll be a child, happily.”

Just “actual gay people” hahahaha.

Dare I point out that most of the QUEER people I know ACTUALLY FUCK PRETTY MUCH ANY GENDER/SEX?

Cathy, am I not gay because I date a woman? Good news! I’ve dated men too! I like sucking cock! Am I “actually gay” now?

petticoat-rule: CHUMBAWAMBA BELONGS TO MEEEEEEE YOU CAN’T HAVE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:30:00 -0400

petticoat-rule:

CHUMBAWAMBA BELONGS TO MEEEEEEE YOU CAN’T HAVE ITTTTTT

BECAUSE I LIVE IN OHIO AND AM A CHILDDDDDDD

You all are heterosexuals who will eventually drop the QUEER bullshit. I cannot wait for you all to leave actual gay people the fuck alone.

Your teenage rebellion lifestyle bullshit is not life.

Hahaha, how desperate is Cathy that she’s browsing through the literal archives of my partner’s blog to find some photos of her?

Cathy, ageism isn’t cool. You’re really backwards about your ageism too, it’s weird. With one hand you accuse us of being pro-pedophilia (We’re not, but we’ve already covered that it’s way cool to accuse survivors of childhood assault of condoning it or being for it), while with the other hand you call the parents of minors and out these kids to their parents fully knowing that many queer and trans children are in fact abused or neglected, you post minors’ information on the internet, and call people who disagree with you a “child” or children. I could point out that in fact maybe it’s you who are a proponent of abusing children, since you seem so eager and gleeful to out youths and teens to their parents.

I’ve already covered the sheer hypocrisy of your “I am a gender atheist but I am going to rigidly enforce the genders of trans people” stance, I don’t really know what else to say besides “When do you actually find time to be a lawyer?” Or wait maybe “If being a ‘child’ means people such as you find me distasteful and unlikeable, I’ll be a child, happily.”

sassy bitch: Special Edition Top 10 Tuesdays // sa-turd-ay may something-teenth

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:48:41 -0400

sassy bitch: Special Edition Top 10 Tuesdays // sa-turd-ay may something-teenth:

quarteredmoon:

fondaffections:

OMG this last week y’all, okay I’ll stop talking about it

The more a customer screams at me to fix an issue, the more likely I am to tell them their computer/TV is broken and there’s nothing I can do to fix it and knowing that they have to sit on hold forever with our awful hold music makes it…

did you buy that book you were telling me about??

p.s. why can’t I reply to yr posts

No no, that book is not on amazon, and I can’t bring myself to buy it yet.

Special Edition Top 10 Tuesdays // sa-turd-ay may something-teenth

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:47:17 -0400

OMG this last week y’all, okay I’ll stop talking about it
The more a customer screams at me to fix an issue, the more likely I am to tell them their computer/TV is broken and there’s nothing I can do to fix it and knowing that they have to sit on hold forever with our awful hold music makes it worth getting a negative report
I’ve like actually completely forgotten how to interact in IRL social settings and I’ve fully reverted to my high school self and basically just talk to people about my internet friends and things I did while trolling
My partner’s mom saw my “Death” tank top and said “oh cute top” before she realized what it was
Reading short stories about witches in someone else’s bed after you pranked their bed room
In addition to talking to the same 5 people I always talk to, today I also talked to two people I don’t usually talk to
I bought myself some board games and books I wanted bc fuck it
Literally nothing else because all I do is go to work and answer phones and then come home and troll the internet
srsly, my life is an empty shell stop reading this
I’m going to see the new Star Trek movie this wednesday